'What's the difference between a 6 oz sirloin and a 12 oz sirloin?': 20+ ridiculous questions entitled customers asked their servers

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    What's your best "dumbest question" you've ever been asked by a customer? Short Used to work this diner that did breakfast, almost like a Chile's. Had a guest asked if we made our own omlettes. I replied "as opposed to premade omlettes?!" Our omlette section was litterally a "build your own omlette" section with like 15 listed ingredients.
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    vistas 308 . Do you have sangria? No, but I can make some. What are you going to use? Idk, wine, a ton of fruit...
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    No no, please don't use fruit. Actually, can you make it with tequila? And maybe some cranberry juice? Ok. So, one tequila and cranberry, then? What a loveable idiot that guy was.
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    Odd-Willingness-8195 Worked at a taco shop that also offered nachos. We asked crispy or soft for the taco options and then had a dude absolutely lose it because we didn't offer him soft or crispy on the nachos. Like, my dude, I can let those nachos sit into the back till they are soft, but do you really want that??
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    Witchy- -21 · "How many fries are in a small?" blinks Trying hard to keep a straight face, I said 64.
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    unclesaltie56. Guests asking the host if the patio is hot, after walking past it to come in.
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    KknhgnhInepa0cnB11. How many pieces of chicken comes in thr 8 piece chicken only bucket?
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    innosins I was asked what was in a vodka and water. I told them sunshine and rainbows.
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    seamonstered. "What kind of tea are they drinking?! I've never seen anything like that" That sir, is a pint of beer.
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    JupiterSkyFalls What's the difference between a 6 oz sirloin and a 12 oz sirloin?
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    Mick Jagger2020. A lady sit down at the bar, she asked, "Is this the closest bar?" I looked right and left, shrugged my shoulders and said, "yes".
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    LovelyMamasita. Why doesn't it say on the menu that the risotto has rice??? I can't eat this!!
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    BlakeDSnake The place I worked when I was in high school used wicker baskets to serve our food. Our work uniform t-shirts said "Get it in a basket". I had a table of very attractive middle aged women and one of them seductively asked me what she could get in a basket. My clueless self explained you got fries and coleslaw with each order...
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    somedude456. Fifteen+ Years Like 6-8 years ago, we ran oxtail as a soup, in the winter season. Nice, hearty, great on a cold day. Once every month, at least one server would get the following... "What is the oxtail soup?" It's a hearty broth filled with tender oxtails and seasonal vegetables "... but what is oxtail? Ox... TAIL... Tail of an ox. " (making a face) wait, are you saying..." Story ends here, I always just said yes, but every time I wanted to reply with "flappy waggy thing over a cow'
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    CattusIrae I had a customer order a "very very dry cappuccino with no foam"
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    nedwasatool . Serving a fancy New Year's Eve dinner. "What exactly is duck?"
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    Jbizzee243. "What kind of pasta comes with the fettuccine Alfredo?" "... Fettuccini"
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    BellaSantiago1975. Is the pea and ham soup vegetarian? Is the chicken breast a leg?
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    Illustrious-Divide95 Guest: Do you have any wine that won't give me a headache? Me: We have alcohol free
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    Accomplished Noise9 88 When told on April Fool's Day that Minnows were the fish of the day... how many are in an order?

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